DUDE YOU EVER GET HIGH ON LIFE? SHIT’S ACTUALLY CRAZY. No LIE I was high on life all last MONTH? Idk how I did that shit. Banged so many women, got so many A’s, got all the promotions… shit was a blur. I came down and shit was INTENSE. I was so depressed man, I just felt dead. I tried to look for more life but shit… Those girls never texted me back. My job said I quit because I decided to start LIVING. It was awful. So I went to my friend and was like, “Shit man, can you give me my life back?”
And he says to me, “Man… No one can just give you your life back.” Then he handed me a blunt. I sat there and smoked a bit thinking about the mistakes I made.
“You know shit happens man…” my friend said. He looked at me, real concerned like. He paused and I passed him the blunt. He took a nice long hit and thought for a moment. “But hey that’s life!”
I looked back at my friend with so much blatant disgust. My friend’s an asshole.